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The Evangenitals. More than a band. A movement.

EVANGELICAL: characterized by ardent or crusading enthusiasm; zealous.

GENITALS: the organs of creation; the private parts.


The Evangenitals, founded by playwright/director Juli Crockett and opera/jazz singer Lisa Dee, features Henry Bermudez on lead guitar, fiddler Andrea Baker, Ari DeSano on accordion, drummer Kristy McInnis, and Nathan Phelps currently doing duty on the upright bass.

They are an alt-country hillbilly love punk rock revolution of the freak folk/Americana variety made flesh for your listening pleasure. On a quixotic crusade in the key of life hell-bent on breaking all the world’s hearts open, they are coming soon to a sound wave near you.

Born in Enterprise, Alabama, Crockett's roots are in the soulful country music of the South. After receiving a BFA in theater from NYU’s Tisch School and an MFA in Directing from CalArts (and currently pursuing a PhD in philosophy from the European Graduate School) Crockett has drawn the eclectic blueprints for entirely new genres. In an age of hybrid technology the Evangenitals follow suit with songs ranging from Klezmer-punk-jazz to cow-town truck-stop lullabies, citing influences from the new-wave intelligentsia of the Talking Heads to the archetypal fire of Johnny Cash welded together with the mutant masterminds of Ween. The jukebox at the Mad Hatter’s tea party is the Evangenitals.

Vegan warrior Crockett combines her pioneer lineage with her love of performing arts, to push not only the frontiers of art, but to foster a renaissance of compassion, love, and gratitude as the platform to engage in global collaboration, activism, and community building.

By her side from the genesis of the Evangenitals is vocalist Lisa Dee, formally trained in the art of glass shattering, gospel singing, and spiritual counseling. Her harmonies and operatic solos are devastating and wonderful in the context of art school country punk… and she plays a ferocious tambourine.

The squadron also includes guitarist Henry Bermudez (a combination of Prince and Genghis Kahn with a streak of Stevie Ray Vaughn and the heart of Hendrix), fiddler Andrea Baker (gypsy pirate bellydancer of soaring strings), drummer Kristy McInnis (armpit fart champion and non-stop comedy), and accordionist Ari DeSano (Saint Squeeze Box the Merciful).

Filled with an insatiable desire to explore new forms of musical instrumentation and arrangements, the Evangenitals take listeners on a journey of passion and creative freedom, embracing all of life as source material, from the mundane to the sublime.

The Evangenitals were midwifed in a defunct bowling alley in the gritty Highland Park neighborhood of Los Angeles, where they gave their first performance for a small mixed group of rehab refugees and listless drunks from an adjoining bar.

Since then, the band has recorded three albums, toured the U.S. in a bus of dubious reliability with The 1 Second Film, appearing at scores of clubs from Los Angeles to Georgia, New Orleans to New York. Wherever the band has appeared, a cult following has sprouted like mushrooms after a soft but persistent rain.

Despite a dynamic range of material that veers from quirky anthems to gently persuasive melody, The Evangenitals shows tend oddly toward the rowdy, inspiring boisterous reactions and a physical response that isn't quite dancing, certainly not pogo, but a vigorous bobbing response that is currently being researched by a team of neuro-behaviorists from UCLA.

The Evangenitals are touring the California coast in early 2010, with shows scheduled in San Francisco, Big Sur, Santa Cruz, Ocean Beach, Carlsbad, Solvang, Ocean Beach, San Luis Obispo, Joshua Tree, Las Vegas and Bakersfield. The band plans to reach out to more of the US in the summer & early fall.

Juli Crockett

Vocals, Rhythm Guitar, Kazoo, etc.

Juli Blows Bubbles
July swims
Juli as a child

Name: Juli Crockett
Nickname: Julio, Juliachrista, Jobesobus
Instruments: Vocals, Rhythm Guitar, Mean-Ass Kazoo, Upright Bass (badly), Clarinet (experimentally), Hooting, Hollering, Bubbles
Astrological Sign(s): Leo
Birthday: August 1st
Birthplace: Coffee County, Enterprise, Alabama

Favorite quote: "I can, therefore I am." - Simone Weil

Bio: Remember the scary part in pinocchio when they go to Toyland and turn into donkeys? I'm kinda like that.

Hello, my name is Juli and I'm the lead singer/songwriter of the Evangenitals - which is more than a band, it's a movement - and you can get up on that love train anytime you like. I also spent a couple years performing the "June Carter" parts for the Johnny Cash tribute band "Cash'd Out"... so you may have seen me there. In my spare time I provide 1/2 the girl bits of the femme duo Evangina and I play the upright bass for Odious Ari on occasion.

What else? I am a Vegan (because I love animals and the earth). I also like "degrees" and "titles" of various sorts, so I've got a BFA in Theater from NYU, an MFA in directing experimental theater from CalArts and I'm working on my PhD in Philosophy at The European Graduate School. I'm an ordained minister of the ULC (Rev Juli) and I believe in the power of Now, the power of Love, and the power of Music. I've got an African Tortoise named "Mister Turtle" and a whole lot of books and vinyle records. I'm a retired, undefeated professional boxer. According to Sports Illustrated, I am the "real" Million Dollar Baby.

I like to play. I like to read. I like to cook. I like to ride my bicycle. I like to laugh. I like to joke around.

I try to make sense of it all, have minor successes and frequent failures. I die to the world in order to be reborn, also known as going to sleep at night and waking up in the morning. I'm a work in progress, always going somewhere, always there. A both/and simultaneous fun factory.

When I'm not writing songs, plays, short stories and epic novels, I'm out fighting crimes against our animal friends, trying to make the world a more compassionate place.

I have no interest in anything that does not bring more joy, happiness, and well-being to the world and the life experiences of those in it. I believe in the spiritual revolution and I'm already marching.

P.S.
I believe in you.

Cyber Life:

Facebook: Juli on FaceBook
Myspace: Juli on MySpace
Website: http://www.julicrockett.com
Twitter ID: julicrockett
AIM chat ID: juliachrista
Google Talk: juliocrockett
Yahoo Chat ID: juliocrockett

Blog: http://juliocrockett.blogspot.com

Gear List:
Ibanez "Tangerine" Electro/Acoustic Nylon String Guitar

Universal Upright Bass

Ibanez Acoustic Bass Guitar

Fender Jazz "Student" Electric Bass

Clarinet I got off eBay

Other Bands:

Current:
Evangina - http://www.evangina.com

Odious Ari (bass)

Past:
Artichoke

Cash'd Out

Top 5 recommended books
1. Sexus, Plexus, Nexus: The Rosy Crucifixion, by Henry Miller
2. The Windup Bird Chronicles, by Murakami
3. Master and Margareta, by Bulgakov
4. Immortality, by Milan Kundera
5. Gravity and Grace, by Simone Weil

Top 5 recommended albums
1. The Pod - Ween
2. Teenager of the Year - Frank Black
3. Purple Rain - Prince
4. Smokey Rolls Down Thunder Mountain - Devendra Banhart
5. Taking Tiger Mountain By Strategy - Brian Eno

Top 5 recommended films
1. Repo Man
2. Dude Where's My Car?
3. Dr Strangelove
4. American Movie
5. Roll Bounce

Lisa Dee

Vocals, Percussion, etc.

Lisa at present
Lisa as a child
Lisa tries to squash a kitty

Name: Lisa Drucker
Nickname: Lisa Dee
Instruments: Vocals, Percussion, Guitar, Glockenspiel, Frog, and bass on Me Voy
Astrological Sign: Gemini
Birthday: June 18
Birthplace: Santa Rosa, CA

Favorite quotes: "I often take leisurely strolls down trouble lane, mistakenly thinking I have been granted immunity due to my high standing." ~my friend Sarah

"Sweetheart you are a strong woman, tough as nails. But, remember that you are equally as fragile, and must always treat yourself like the precious object that you are." ~my guru Marcel

Bio: Lisa Dee is a good friend, and an old soul, with piano hands. A big voice and an even bigger heart, she has sung with Black Spiritual Choirs in Oakland, Opera and Jazz Choirs in Los Angeles. She has sung with several LA bands, from experimental collectives to punk rock. Lisa loves to challenge herself to slow down and listen, and try to keep things as simple as possible, which is not easy for this wandering mind. Realizing that life is short, and always trying to do it all, Lisa Dee is cute, funny and painfully sensitive.

Most of the time she channels God, except for when she is sad and seeking new levels of self inflicted pain and suffering, then she is channeling Jesus. If Lisa had her way, she would just play music with everyone all the time and spend her days at the farmers market, looking for new treats to cook for her friends. Lisa is a music maker, spiritual leader, massage therapist, avid reader, homemaker, a nice neighbor and kind to animals.

Cyber Life:

Myspace: Lisa on Facebook
Blog: http://lisadeedle.blogspot.com/

Band Geek - Gear List:
Yamaha Guitar
Sennheiser Mic

Irish Banjo

Glockenspiel

Rolling suitcase full of percussion

Kazoo

Other Bands:

Current:

Killsonic Collective, Evangina

Past:

Fifteen, Artichoke, Las Panchas

Played with:

Dorian Wood, Red Maids, Fascinoma

Top 5 recommended books:
Fountainhead, by Ayn Rand
Catcher in the Rye, by J.D. Salinger
The Color of Water, by James McBride
Middlesex, by Jeffrey Eugenides
Hope for the Flowers, by Trina Paulus

Top 5 recommended albums:
Low
Belle and Sebastian
Francois Hardy
Jean Ritchie
Sigur Ros

Top 5 recommended films:
The Apple
Harold and Maude
The Pursuit of Happyness
The Straight Story
Once

Henry Bermudez

Lead Guitar

Henry Plays
Henry Drinks

Name: Henry Bermudez
Nickname: 3-Legged Ninja
Instrument: Guitar, occasional vocals
Astrological Sign: Libra
Birthday: October 11
Birthplace: East Hollywood, CA
Year joined Evangenitals: 2008

Favorite quote: "I do not lose what I give." - The Vampire Lestat

Cyber Life:

Website: http://www.henrybermudez.com
Myspace: Henry Bermudez Trio on Myspace

Band Geek -Gear List:
1) Yamaha CGX101-A
2) Fender Jaguar '62 Reissue
3) Fender FM212 Amp

Other Bands

Current:

Henry Bermudez Trio, Strangely Attractive, Unpopable, Sarah Goff

Past:

Cactys Fire, Bad Vic & the Good Intentions, Sarah Castro, Substitute Universe, Kill Rabbit Kill

Top 5 recommended books, currently:
1. Cien Años de Soledad, by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
2. The Stand (Uncut), by Stephen King
3. Flowers for Algernon, by Daniel Keyes
4. Candide, by Voltaire
5. Little Birds, by Anais Nin

Top 5 recommended albums, currently:
1. Is This It? - The Strokes
2. Freakshow - Enrique Bunbury
3. Las ultimas composiciones de Violeta Parra - Violeta Parra
4. Diamonds to Coal - Eric McFadden Trio
5. Tidal - Fiona Apple

Top 5 recommended films:
1. Requiem for a Dream
2. Baraka
3. The Song Remains the Same
4. Buena Vista Social Club
5. Antonia's Line

Kristy McInnis

Drums

Kristy McInnis

 

Name: Kristy McInnis
Instruments: Drums
Astrological Sign(s): Aries
Birthplace: rural Missouri

Favorite quote: "Shit or get off the pot."

Bio:The first time little Kristy played her jazz drumming fathers kit, she was hooked! She played drums all throughout school, and flirted with the jazz band - but would eventually gravitate towards rock music. She started playing in bands at college in Springfield, MO. The Smarties, was her first real band, and they released a well-received independent pop/rock record, "Play It," which can now be found in I-Tunes. After playing in several rock/pop/country bands in MO, she moved to Los Angeles and quickly joined the blues/rock group, The Delphines, founded by Go-Go's bassist Kathy Valentine and singer Dominique Davalos. She has performed and recorded with many L.A. bands, such as The Randies, among others. Then one fateful day, her friend Lisa Dee asked if she might be interested in joining the Evangenitals. She had seen the band a year before, citing them as one of the most original, quirky, fun bands she'd ever seen perform, so it didn't take long for her to say "Hell yeah!" As well as performing with the Evangenitals, she can currently be seen performing with EZ Tiger in LA and The Bluebonnets (w/ Kathy & Dominique of The Delphines) in Austin, TX.

Band Geek - Gear List:
60's orange sparkle Pearl kit, Zildjian cymbals

Other Bands:

Current:
EZ Tiger
Bluebonnets

Past:
The Smarties
Swetty Betty
Combo.com
The Moons
The Delphines
The Randies
Dark Horse Project
Leda Atomica
Melissa Moshe
The Sheenas (all girl Ramones tribute)

Top 5 recommended books:
Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
Many Lives, Many Masters - Brian Weiss, MD
Me Talk Pretty One Day - David Sedaris
Cat's Cradle - Kurt Vonnegut
The Memory Keeper's Daughter - Kim Edwards

Top 5 recommended albums:
Pet Sounds - Beach Boys
Working Class Hero - John Lennon
Tapestry - Carole King
What's Going On - Marvin Gaye
The Best of Tracy Ullman - Tracy Ullman

Top 5 films:
The Dancing Outlaw
Young Frankenstein
Grey Gardens (documentary)
Wizard of Oz
Some Kind of Wonderful

Bass Players

They play bass

Names: Currently we're playing with the amazing Nathan Phelps!

Past players: So many good ones... Jeff Jones, Geoff Brandin, Jason Chesney,

Joey Maramba, Keith Lubow, Matt Ticciatti, Laurie Es...

Subs and fill-ins: Mike Ibarra, Mike Harpel, Doug Lunn

Instruments: Bass, Electric Bass, Fender Bass, Upright Bass...

The Story: With Spinal Tap, it was drummers... with us, it's bass players. I don't know how to explain it. We just keep on keeping on. Eventually we'll find one that doesn't blow up, break down, leave town, change career paths...

 


Andrea Baker

Violin, Electric Violin, Fiddle

Andrea Plays the Fiddle
Andrea as a young girl
Andrea loves to swing

Name: Andrea Baker
Nickname: wongnunee (means "wide eyes")
Instruments: violin, fiddle
Astrological Sign(s): Cancer/Gemini, Chinese year of the Tiger, and Celtic Druid Oak
Birthday: June 21
Birthplace: Michigan

Favorite quote: "What we play is life." -- Louis Armstrong

Bio: Sometime not so long ago, Andrea steered herself off the classical violin path and started on a journey through uncharted fiddle space with her red 5-string electric viola/fiddle, gathering inspiration from the amazing musicians she's jammed with along the way. She's played with blues musicians, Scottish fiddlers, bluegrass legends, Arabian/Turkish musicians (rocking those microtones) and several rock and alternative bands in the L.A. area.

Cyber Life:

Myspace: Andrea on MySpace
Twitter ID: wongnunee

Band Geek - Gear List:
SWR Strawberry Blond amp
4-string French acoustic fiddle with L.R. Baggs pickup
5-string electric Skyinbow violin/viola
4-string electric Zeta violin with midi control

Other Bands

Current:
Honkystomp - http://www.honkystomp.com
Saffron Parade Arabesque Band - http://www.myspace.com/thesaffronparadearabesqueband
Scottish Fiddle Orchestra of Los Angeles - http://www.scottishfiddlers.org
Deb McColl and the Pies
Kan Zaman Arabian Orchestra - http://www.kanzaman.org

Odious Ari

Past:
Shaped Like a Gun
Mystic Love Gods
Watersphere

Top "5" recommended "books":
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Edgar Allen Poe
Mark Twain
The Prophet, by Kahlil Gibran
The Sandman series, by Neil Gaiman
Violin and Viola, by Yehudi Menuhin
Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster

Top "5" recommended "albums":
John Lee Hooker
Fleetwood Mac
Loreena McKennitt
Springsteen's Seeger Sessions
Richard Greene
Danny Elfman

Top "5" recommended films:
Stardust
Motorcycle Diaries
Spirited Away
Be Kind Rewind
Blues Brothers
Corpse Bride
The Darjeeling Limited
Castle in the Sky
The Red Violin
La Vie en Rose
O Brother Where Art Thou
Raising Arizona
Edward Scissorhands
Pan's Labyrinth
Beetlejuice
Gypsy Caravan
Men in Black
Chicago

Ari DeSano

Accordion, Banjo

Ari DeSano - Soldier
Ari as a baby

Name: Arianna DeSano
Nickname: Ari, Scootch
Instruments: Accordion and banjo
Astrological Sign: Scorpio
Birthday: November 18
Birthplace: Syracuse, NY

Favorite quote: "Expect nothing, and you'll never be disappointed." - Jennie Gillette (my Grandmother)

Bio: Ari grew up in Northeast Ohio and then spent about a decade in Brooklyn before moving to LA in the hope of finding employment after the last Internet bust/recession. She has recently been laid off again! But this time she's enjoying it. She played percussion as a youngster, and then studied music composition in college and got completely burnt out. She has since repeatedly fallen in and out of love with art music. But she's never become disenchanted with some types of music -- especially early jazz, popular music from the 20s and 30s, western swing, and any music with accordion and/or bass clarinet. She's also studied commercial music composition. Hit her up for a film score, won't you?

Cyber Life:

Facebook: Ari at Facebook
Myspace: Ari at MySpace
Music site: http://www.musiccomrade.com
Web design and coding resume/portfolio site: http://www.aridesano.com

Blog: http://jobless2009.com

Band Geek - Gear List:
Hohner Concerto II accordion
Sylvestri accordion
Fender acoustic amp

Other Bands

Current:

Killsonic - http://www.killsonic.org

Odious Ari
An untitled improv project with drums, electronics, and accordion
An untitled cabaret project
I back up Dorian Wood - http://www.myspace.com/dorianwood - on occasion

Top 5 recommended books:
Writing, by Lynda Barry

Top 5 recommended albums:
Hollywood and Western - Lucky Stars
Stay Out Late with The Lucky Stars Fletcher Henderson
Hocus Pocus
The Okeh Ellington - Duke Ellington
Rhythm Man - Chick Webb

Top 5 recommended films:
Careful
M
Nights of Cabiria
Battleship Potemkin