The Evangenitals: Love Letters

Dart Swawl

November 9, 2008

All hello! God site

A Loose-Fish

September 26, 2008

We need more pop songs about Moby-Dick. Personally, I'm holding out for a rock opera version of the Steelkilt and Radney story.

La Primavera

September 23, 2008

I am getting more and more worried about the economy and global meltdown.

The more things change the more they remain the same. The fundamental challenges we face today have changed little since Chaucer penned his observations on life and distilled them in a set of tales. In the modern city of Canterbury University Students analyse and dissect the meanings conveyed in texts set in that very locale in the 1300’s.

Youngsters face today’s Jekyll and Hyde society not knowing that the Constants remain; love, betrayal, desire, fear. Each story conveys a lesson as we study for our degree in the University of Life, the big diploma mill of which we are all Alumni. We sit grinning like Cheshire cats, thinking we have all the answers.

We call it a success when we pollute our atmosphere shooting down our own Satellite USA 193, Market Street Credibility is our preferred accreditation and recognition from our peers and fellow consumers, we Poison our Planet for Profit. Banks have crashed before and remember – you can’t eat money.

Globalization has consequences. Everything we do has consequences, even something simple like buying firewood. The Oregon ODA advises not to obtain anything from out-of-state because of all the insects and diseases it might carry. That is just a relatively local issue. Imagine all the things that are carried around the world each day – each hour. We must protect our future, just as we should remember our past. All over the world, From the UK to the USA and the Seychelles to Egypt, still, yes, STILL, there is no REAL alternative to fossil fuels.

Are we all going to purgatory in a wheelbarrow telling each other stories to pass the time? Sometimes I wonder!

Sorry guys, I had a long day and feel sick of the world. Rant Over!

kniptococrito

September 3, 2008

I like your band name.

Patrick Ian Moore

July 30, 2008

The band sounded great today on the bus. I loved the new hole, it was awesome! Juli, you're my favorite person in the whole world!

Roxy Jezel

July 8, 2008

Though the Senate can't sing and won't act.

Steve Mays

June 26, 2008

Nice job on the website make-over. Would love to have lyrics for some of the songs. Juli's tweets are inspirational.

David Hurlin

June 25, 2008

the dove is epic

Carla Demarco

June 13, 2008

You guys are cute!

NYAngel

June 13, 2008

Here's to old dogs and new tricks!

Marlo Mesedahl (Chesney)

June 10, 2008

Hi Jason... I haven't seen or talked to you in about 25 years...I'd love to hear from you guys.

Evan

June 9, 2008

My name is Evan. I see you are my genitals. Ironic, my dad's a urologist. No joke! Found you guys through the YouTube One Second Film video. I dig!

Benchik

June 5, 2008

Приветствую всех!

У меня такой вопрос,кто что интересное подскажет буду признателен.

prince wrong

June 5, 2008

heard you on kxlu and it was awesome hope you come to my country soon

plombir

April 28, 2008

you rock me

jesyflowerss

April 17, 2008

hello!
My name is Jesy Flowers.
I 'm fond of flowers. From the very childhood it was my passion. This passion lately evolved into occupation as well.
I'd like to present you the few clips on flowers.
It`s clips like youtube:
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Minsk

April 16, 2008

Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

maxj

March 23, 2008

I'm a chinese girl,and a good chance make me here.
I want ro say,I like your music,and like to make friends
with you! :)

Nicole Jones

March 7, 2008

Hello,
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Thank You,
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Eric Forbes

February 22, 2008

Hey Y'All!

I'm checking in with my home-girl, Lisa Dee! How are you doing? Give me the details. I'm still in Santa Cruz making sex toys :-)

Hope you're well.

Love ya!

=Eric Forbes

woody

February 18, 2008

i just ran accross you guys surfing my tribe. i am a composer and musician and lover of life. you guys seem to have an amazing outlook. i am dying to hear you. when is your next show? rsvp rsvp rsvp!!!!

Matt Livingstone

February 17, 2008

Hello - my friends!

Wonderful sounds fill my heart.

Thank you. :)

Ross

February 15, 2008

Hi - boing boing and the balloon hat man got me to start listening to you guys and... well... I am 12 years old and am so impressionable that I must say that that Juli Screaming thing has got to go. My American Express Platinum card will not be used to buy your exquisite (notice my good grammar for a 12 year old) music until you do a 404 error when linking to that thingy, deary.

Mike Flynn

January 28, 2008

Hi Juli,
I just watched your yoytube Pitch interview and realized how much I miss you. drop me a line if you get this message, I'd love to hear from you but lost your info, along with most all other earthly things... thank god. p.s. site looks nice, as do you.

-Mike Flynn

tom funk

January 27, 2008

I found your cut, "I Just forgot" on the oasis Acoustic #17 sampler. Played it on the air yesterday. Sounds good.
Could we get a copy of your cd for the library?
thanks,
tom funk
kglp-gallup
200 college road, gallup, nm 87301

maria

January 23, 2008

you gals were rockin'!! everyone young and old dug you and you definitely gained some new fans. you were awesome with the kids in a non-patronizing way which is so refreshing. (i.e. you didn't feign interest in them, you genuinely enjoyed them.)
keep rockin'!

matt/guy

January 9, 2008

please call me in regaurds to gig on 8th. of feb. bad news, xxx/ooo, Matt/Guy Burnslow

Matt Sampson/Guy Burnslow

January 9, 2008

good/bad news, the owner of the Barn Burner has a problem with the name EVANGENITALS. when asked if y'all could use a different name, i said, yes THE EVANGINAS.., well this did not go over well. the owner knows that other bands perform at his place, sing about cocane/toilet sex/etc. & he is cool w/that. the problem is genitalia/pubic references in conjunction w/ a family restarant. This being my 1st. venture at this place i have little sway in this matter. i want y'all to play i just can't put you on this billing just yet. Iam interested in starting a gospel happy hour with y'all involved 1 way or another.call me3238683285/matt

maria Nicolacakis

January 3, 2008

juli,
can u do a family show, sat. jan 19th 1pm? what do you charge?? i'm thinking it'd b fun 4 the babies' bd party! i mean, hey, you do funerals, you can do bd's too!!

Tara

December 16, 2007

You look like a fun crowd...Fun song!

Girl from Alabama

November 2, 2007

I took a pic of ya'll in front of the Lincoln Memorial with my daughter. You were sooo nice to pose with her,it was fun to get to meet you.
P.S. you boys in the band are hot!

ben

October 23, 2007

Thanks for coming to Savannah! it was amazing!!!-ben

Barbaraa Trent

October 21, 2007

Hi again,
Sorry to hear about the bus slowing down on you. Is there a way to e-mail you on your the1secondfilm traveling roadshow?
I can't find a real e-mail. Thanks again for stopping by.
Barbra

Crockenator

October 13, 2007

yo momma

Skylar Carroll

October 2, 2007

Hey guys,
hope you are having fun on the road.I met you at Molly Malone's last weekend and was so impressed with your music.Good luck with the tour!

janemcneary

September 15, 2007

Julie,
If you are coming to Charlotte, you are welcome to stay with me. I've moved into town near South Park. With sofa beds, I can sleep 6 with the rest on the floor - or with more space in your bus. I'll feed you too. I have a 50 gal hot water heater so everyone should be able to have at least a good shower. Just let me know.

Surely you can get a gig at DSBG, or UNCC, CPCC, Queens University, or JCSmith.

Keep the faith
jgm

Anne

September 6, 2007

Thanks for coming out to Cal Arts, y'all!

IndieRockCDs

July 27, 2007

I'm the owner of IndieRockCDs and I want to sell your CDs. I found you through Indie 103.1 and was blown away. IndieRockCDs wants to be an online source for your fans to purchase your music.

IndieRockCDs is based in Denver and is in contact with local record shops, publications and radio stations as well. We give independent artists and bands an affordable way to warehouse and sell their CD's and we don't want to be a label or own any rights to the music much like you're doing with CDBaby.

IndieRockCDs is FREE to join. You can sign up with us at indierockcds.com/irc_submission and send us 5-10 of your CDs. We'll then create a web page (indierockcds.com/evangenitals) for you sampling some tracks, giving bio info and so on.

Jason Marshall
IndieRockCDs.com
myspace.com/indierockcds
877.323.4920

hal johnstone

June 15, 2007

did so enjoy meeting all of you and hearing your sound--which i LOVE
all the best, hal

michael

May 7, 2007

Hi ;
my brother is Harlan Schiffman . he has a co. called fine line , it includes CLUB CALLED THE CASSBAR . Said I would give you his # so hear it is 6192866958 You should call and make him book you .
tell him Michael sent you .
reuards M.

PeteyisHot

April 28, 2007

Can't wait to see you guys rock the house tonight!

Winifred

February 20, 2007

It's my first visit to your website. After just a quick browse, I'm really impressed! You kids rock.

Syndony

February 17, 2007

It is healthy here. I shall come on your site more often, thanks. :-)

Kevin

January 30, 2007

I went to your gig last night, for the first time, and really enjoyed myself. My girl friend, Eva, has been talking about you guys for some time now and this was my chance to seee you play.

I love your first CD, which Eva gave me as a gift, and I am looking forward to your next one.

I have a group on myspace that focus on music: http://groups.myspace.com/Musictomoveyou
I post what gigs are coming up and what is new in music.

Keep playing and doing what your doing!

Albert

January 14, 2007

You and the rest of the gang were so much fun tonight, and you and L.D. just keep getting more and more gorgeous every time I see you. I had a terrific time. I thank all of you so much for putting this thing together and keeping it going. Have a safe trip back to Vegas. Love, Albert

Rahn Zaccari

December 29, 2006

I stumbled across you guys on YouTube, and was instantly hooked. I am heading to Grand Junction, CO next weekend with a bunch of friends to see Rev. Horton Heat, and added your music to my iPod playlist for the drive up that night. I'm an instant fan. Are you traveling to Colorado in the near future? The band would be perfect at Telluride Bluegrass Festival...

Thank you so much for the music.

Rahn Zaccari

Luisa Schulman

December 11, 2006

Hi Shelly,
I am a RN at Huntington Memorial Hospital where I learned about you via Michael.Good luck with your surgery. Your spirits will take you far. Sorry we can't join your gigs, I made a donation to your site.
Luisa Schulman

gary smith

October 19, 2006

Juli - my brother pointed me in this direction, we're cousins on your Dad's side. Loved 'Gasoline'...very fun music & honest art!

linda crockett

September 23, 2006

Yo' Mama is proud of you and your gang of talented, off-centered, charmingly good-hearted do-gooders. Keep on!

Franz Stary

August 3, 2006

Yo,
Lisa, you are the stone cold groove girl. Never let the corporations take that from you. Non of their politics matters only art.
- franz

allison gross

July 16, 2006

mat juli on saturday at the kniting factory. having a big ol' whte trash party, send me your email if you want me to send the evite. ya don't have to come, but the evite's pretty funny.

ali

some dude named steevo

June 4, 2006

I haven't heard any of your music, but you win for the "Best Band Name I Ever Heard" contest.

Dave Parkinson

May 29, 2006

Wow, I almost converted until I heard the music.
Geez...That was a close one !

http://daveparkinson.com

Thanx again Evangenitals

Nancy (Zoe Moss's Mom)

May 14, 2006

Julie, hank you for the t shirt and album which i LOVE SO MUCH. I think you're brilliant. let us know the next show and i'll be there will bells on. Love, nancy

A.J. Hoffman

February 21, 2006

Man, I really enjoyed your music. I came across it on mylocalbands.com and listening to your "Work Song." I enjoyed it so much that I just had to find more of your songs. I must have listened to that Work song like ten of fifteen times! Anyways, being in a band myself, I understand how important it is to get feedback, so I just wanted to show you a little love. Nice work! Beautiful songs, and I hope to see you guys in my town someday.

Smiles,
A.J.

P.s. Thanks, that song really made my day. :)

dianna jaynes

February 15, 2006

oh my god i love you guys!

Cary Gatewood

January 31, 2006

Brett is a sham, he killed my girlfriend and took off in my 69 GTO, man i miss that car..it had the dana 60 rear end.....

Leah Bovee

January 24, 2006

Having a good'ol time playing your tunes!

Shirley

January 20, 2006

Good job. maybe you need some more pictures. really amazing!

Kim Kaufman

January 19, 2006

Please put me on your mailing list.

Chris Brown / "Reverend Chris"

January 14, 2006

I feel privileged to run across your perverted and twisted, yet highly affirmative site! All hail the Evangenitals!

P.S. If you like evil humor, check out my site www.RevChrisComedy.com

Sara Phelps

January 11, 2006

We listen to your music when we are protesting funerals. Just wanted you to know.
http://GODHATESAMERICA.COM

nice name!

December 14, 2005

about to check the music. great name! best luck to ya.

otake

November 16, 2005

cool site ! i like it....

http://otake.tk

Jacqueline Fox

October 28, 2005

love your band; thinking about having you in my yard! literally. no, musically.

Christine Lousie

September 9, 2005

I am born again into evangenital bliss.
See you at the Speakeasy.

joe walla

August 31, 2005

you genitals are great! hope you guys reach the goals that you set for yourselves i love ya already!
like the site and thanks for adding me to your friends list!
joe

The Robot

August 15, 2005

Great Tunes
I love it.
Gonna try and catch yall at the derby.

http://www.onthesideband.com

Sterling

August 12, 2005

I've heard rumors that your fan club stretches as least as far North as Seattle.