The Evangenitals: For YOU!

In honor of Everlovin' and Love Sweet Love, The Evangenitals are having a Summertime Sale!

For a limited time, Evangenitals T-Shirts, Posters, and CD's will be available for purchase DIRECTLY from the Evangenitals Secret Place (aka the S.G.. aka San Gabriel).

Items on Sale:

1. Our newest album "Everlovin" complete with fold-out extended-Evangenital-family portrait. ($10)

2. Limited-edition Evangenitals Everlovin POSTER w/ Last Supper trim. ($5)

3. Evangenitals black T-shirt with white logo - comes in LARGE and EXTRA LARGE only. These shirts are awesome and supply is limited so act fast! ($10)

To take advantage of this rare opportunity to purchase these items at these RIDICULOUS prices, please follow the A, B, C's :

a. Pick the items you want, add 'em up, and include $2.50 for shipping & handling (if you be in the US) and $5.50 for shipping in handling if you're outside of the US. (and if you're buying a whole bunch of anything, it'd be nice if you'd throw in an extra buck or something)

b. Paypal the total to: info@evangenitals.com. Please include the specific items/sizes that you would like and any special instructions in the comments field!

To recap: YOU (the beloved) send US (the ever-lovers) some money. Then WE (the gleeful genitals) shall send YOU (recipient of treats) the GOODS. And somewhere in that transaction we shall both find the true meaning of Christmas!

If you have any questions, special shipping requests, or problems of the mental or emotional variety, feel free to email us at: info@evangenitals.com or call the new Evangenitals hotline at 626-614-9422

Much Love,
To You, From Me,
Juli & the Evangenitals

Attention Los Angeles: Everlovin' in Stores Now!

I am pleased to announce that the Evangenitals new album "Everlovin" is now available in several PHYSICAL retail locations throughout Los Angeles County, such as:


Amoeba Records
6400 Sunset Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90018

Poo-Bah Record Shop
2636 E Colorado Blvd
Pasadena, CA 91107

TruXtop Gallery
2876 Rowena Ave.
Los Angeles, CA 90039

Rhino Records - Claremont Colleges
235 Yale Ave
Claremont, CA 91711

If you didn't buy a Jeff Jones or Zoe Moss original T-shirt design at the last show... you can get 'em here, on Cafe Press. The T's are American Apparel brand with our home-grown art, pressed on with hot love.